the one where sarah is a saddo

2005-09-27 - 8:52 p.m.

hey people aka all the kind souls who have made time to drop by my tranny granny waitress site. even if it wasn't to tag my board but to check out the hottie trying to be a woman. hi anyway.

well i'm being a saddo by updating my blog instead of joining in the massive pole dancing ceremony which is happening in my dorm right now. i probably will give in to PEER PRESSURE (ariel, mike, tien, marc, sam and whoever else was at mosburger making marc buy and eat the jelly u guys SHOULD get the very witty underlying private joke here but if u don't...RINSED.or as rach would say..SKULLED)and dance to trashy stupid songs about the london underground.

ter: i love you too and i can't change the COOL pink squares cuz roz controls my blog with her prowess at the diaryland thingy. i TRIED to change it once and it wasn't pretty. in fact it was uglier than qian man in a pink fluffy fairy costume so think about it. actually no don't u'll end up screaming. don't worry about spelling errors. worry about HOW URE NOT LISTENING TO ELVIS! u have to listen to the song my best friend's girl or something like that. it's replaced madagascar as the new thing to do.

wayne: hey! thanks for tagging..again
=P have u gotten a new dog yet?

KATEEEOOOOSSS: yeah i agree with u teri is barking mad. high five for the anti good spelling people! one thing i CAN'T stand is weird hanyupinyin sentences. those make me wanna stab the offender to death with blunt tent poles. MEEP! u still have to reply my email u lazy bum. u know i just had a flashback to the "don't push my tush" "good heavens miss menon" thing we used to find so amusing? whoo!! now my whole dorm is yelling DON'T PUSH MY TUSH. we're trendsetters kates! haha see ya around.

nick: hey! thanks for tagging my blog as well..i never knew u surfed blogs! i always knew u were a loser. =P i can't change the COOL pink and black patterns..go ask the mother concubine or whatever she used to be called to change it. in case u're sitting there going "what the hell" which i just know ure doing being the thick tellietubbie (sp?) u are i mean roz. yeah u damn right better email me soon. and it better be long.

denise: whooo u're a pink and black square supporter! high five. HEY DENISE! it's kinda odd sometimes? no teri hasn't told me yet. YOU email me first..i don't have ure email address saved in hotmail and i can't access msn.

szus: arrr to u too. u still have to tell me why the sky is blue.

oh i think i shall seize this opportunity to write an entry for good old anonymous.

HEY ANONYMOUS SUP?! thanks for tagging my blog with such deep insightful comments that leave me breathless in awe at ure ingenuity. everyday i rush to my blog to see if u've left me anymore drops of heaven in my tagboard and i have been disappointed for the last WEEK. where have u gone my LOVE? i will spend the rest of my life sobbing into my pillow at night and carving ure name with a penknife onto my arm in hope that u'll tag a word on my tagboard once again. i would write u a sonnet and change my template to "anonymous is a sexy beast" but my dormie is threatening to unplug my network cable so i really should submit this entry asap.

sorry about this crap de la crap entry. in my defence the music is so loud i can't hear myself think. also, i'm being mercilessly prodded with a long..poking device (for all u people with a SERIOUSLY dodge mind..keep ure thoughts above the waist)

oh u guys can give me a challenge to blog about by the way. cuz i lead such an uneventful and dull life u guys will drop dead if i posted about my day.

k i really gotta go now. my FAVE SONG IS ON!!! WHOO!!! i'll do an entry for any of u clever poodles who come up with the right answer about what the song is.

sang-froid (french for BE COOL but translates literally into cold blood)

er bye?


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poetry, fat penguins, large tattooed arms, third class jaws, the sexy dance, pieces of gum being left on cartons of soy milk, brooches, tweed, pointed high heels (hee hee ter), me saying hee hee, boys giggling, chickens, lizards, botox, keifer the cheese man, rachel's taste in music, rachel's taste in men, teri's taste in shoes, teri's taste in men, llamas, deep jokes i don't get, venereal root disease, sarah's hippy truck, mascara, cucumbers on the road side which could be FULL of bacteria, rats...basically loads of things.

ten things i want to do before i turn 17
kill rachel knight in her sleep and steal her careers booklet and tear a page.also, send hate mail to yoko ono and burn the cheese man

last five
the one with a healthy sarah - 2006-02-24
the one with the hypochondria - 2006-02-09
the one with the very vague hate - 2006-02-05
the one with many cryptic messages - 2006-01-31
the one with the angsty lyrics - 2006-01-30